Submitted for No Agenda
Episode 1,731 ·
Sunday, January 19th,
2025
Nancy Pelosi delves into a shadowy plot few dare to acknowledge. She reveals a sinister alliance between an elite cabal and an ancient order of goats, orchestrating global chaos to establish their dominion. With eerie precision, these creatures manipulate governments, whispering their will into the ears of the powerful. Policies crumble, humanity bends, and the hoofed overlords tighten their grip on the universe. Are we merely pawns in their dark game? A chilling reminder: the goats are watching.”
